The only place I don’t like dark roast is in my coffee.
Steak? Extra well done. Burn it to a crisp. Cook it until the chef threatens to quit.
Fries? Leave them in a little longer. Make them crisp.
Chicken? I want the white meat because it is dryer.
Turkey? Cook it long enough that it isn’t juicy.
Coffee? Dark roast is for people who have lost their taste buds. It tastes like someone put it on the fire and boiled it down to powder then added water. Yuck. Keep in mind that it is often called “French roast”.
Inconsistent? So sue me. Just don’t try to give me dark roast coffee.
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You only prefer white meat chicken? According to California law, you're deemed a racist.
ReplyDeleteAnd, if I understand your inference, that makes you a pervert, right?
DeleteGrace and peace.