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Welcome to Varied Expressions of Worship

This blog will be written from an orthodox Christian point of view. There may be some topic that is out of bounds, but at present I don't know what it will be. Politics is a part of life. Theology and philosophy are disciplines that we all participate in even if we don't think so. The Bible has a lot to say about economics. How about self defense? Is war ethical? Think of all the things that someone tells you we should not touch and let's give it a try. Everything that is a part of life should be an expression of worship.

Keep it courteous and be kind to those less blessed than you, but by all means don't worry about agreeing. We learn more when we get backed into a corner.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Opus 2016-140: Fighting Words: Dark Roast

The only place I don’t like dark roast is in my coffee.

Steak?  Extra well done.  Burn it to a crisp.  Cook it until the chef threatens to quit.

Fries?  Leave them in a little longer.  Make them crisp.

Chicken?  I want the white meat because it is dryer.

Turkey?  Cook it long enough that it isn’t juicy.

Coffee?  Dark roast is for people who have lost their taste buds.  It tastes like someone put it on the fire and boiled it down to powder then added water.  Yuck.  Keep in mind that it is often called “French roast”.

Inconsistent?  So sue me.  Just don’t try to give me dark roast coffee.

homo unius libri

2 comments:

  1. You only prefer white meat chicken? According to California law, you're deemed a racist.

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    1. And, if I understand your inference, that makes you a pervert, right?

      Grace and peace.

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