As part of my banter I answer the cashier when they ask if I found everything I want. I answer, “I didn’t find the winning lottery tickets.” I get various responses from the person who acts like everyone in line says that to those who appreciate my brilliant attempts at humor.
I had another thought along that line. The grocery store advocates that we will be satisfied with their products or my money will be cheerfully refunded. I would suggest that if I don’t get a winning ticket I will not be satisfied. I wonder if I could get a cheerful refund.
Somehow I doubt it. There is probably some fine print that would overrule my inspiration. I’ll show them, I won’t buy one.
homo unius libri
Opus 2024-204: Satisfaction Guaranteed
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