It seems to me that I have been reading a lot of headlines lately about shark attacks on swimmers. I have not bothered to read them but the headlines are there. This is a case of some confused Massachusetts residents throwing one back that they did not catch.
Honestly. Here is the opening line.
“A young, great white shark has been rescued from near-certain death by a group of people relaxing on a beach.”If any of these people ever urge you to go swimming I would suggest that you find new friends. My guess is that the warm hearted saviors were Democrats and they thought that the sharks were only eating Republicans.
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