We know that the Democrats are pro-family because they tell us they are. Also they keep doing things to make it financially impossible for the children to move out on their own. With home prices inflating there is every reason to believe that they will still be with you when you die so they won’t need to move again. Think of it as New Age family time.
One of the advantages is that you don’t take the dog to a kennel. Your millennial offspring can take care of them when you want to get out of town. Of course, that assumes your children are responsible enough to feed the dog. You might want to have one of your older neighbors stop by just to check.
There is always the chance that having your womb rats around will give you someone who can help you with your technology. After they are done you might want to look into changing your passwords.
If they don’t get out much there will always be someone home in case you lock yourself out. As we get older that seems to happen more often. You will also have people moving around so the burglars will hit the neighbors instead of you. To increase the odds of the kids move around make sure that the food is upstairs in the kitchen.
So celebrate family while you have a chance. It is possible that there will never be any grandchildren to babysit.
homo unius libri
Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Opus 2022-158: Family Times
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