Welcome to Varied Expressions of Worship

Welcome to Varied Expressions of Worship

This blog will be written from an orthodox Christian point of view. There may be some topic that is out of bounds, but at present I don't know what it will be. Politics is a part of life. Theology and philosophy are disciplines that we all participate in even if we don't think so. The Bible has a lot to say about economics. How about self defense? Is war ethical? Think of all the things that someone tells you we should not touch and let's give it a try. Everything that is a part of life should be an expression of worship.

Keep it courteous and be kind to those less blessed than you, but by all means don't worry about agreeing. We learn more when we get backed into a corner.

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Opus 2020-188: Should-a-Beens: Name that Virus

If you are old enough you remember a TV show called Name that Tune.  I think it is time for us to come up with something to rename the Covid-19 virus.  Since the SJW snowflakes won’t let us mention where it came from we can’t use Wuhan Virus or, my favorite, Fung Flu.

So lets put on our thinking caps and have a little fun.

Boogie man virus:  Everyone is afraid and he is everywhere.  Similar to the Chicken Man Virus.

Monster under the bed virus:  You can never actually see it, but you know it is there.  You know that if you do the wrong thing, like drape your hand over the side of the bed, it will get you.  Wear a glove to bed.  It might protect you.

Cooties:  Dilbert has been talking about Cooties.  He is diagnosed with having them because he does not believe they exist.

Orange Man Bad Virus:  It is obviously Trumps fault.

Slight of Hand virus:  I will distract you with Fake News on the right while I take away your freedom on the left. 

I can come up with others:  Bait and Switch virus, In your dreams virus, “Squirrel!” virus, Fat Free virus (sugar, gluten, salt, peanut).  I hope that cooties don’t have any support groups.

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