Welcome to Varied Expressions of Worship

Welcome to Varied Expressions of Worship

This blog will be written from an orthodox Christian point of view. There may be some topic that is out of bounds, but at present I don't know what it will be. Politics is a part of life. Theology and philosophy are disciplines that we all participate in even if we don't think so. The Bible has a lot to say about economics. How about self defense? Is war ethical? Think of all the things that someone tells you we should not touch and let's give it a try. Everything that is a part of life should be an expression of worship.

Keep it courteous and be kind to those less blessed than you, but by all means don't worry about agreeing. We learn more when we get backed into a corner.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Opus 2015-385: Should-a-Beens: Life Insurance, Baltimore Style

I am sure that you have seen the headlines about the Mayor of Baltimore signing off on a $6.4 million law suit against the police.  That gave me an inspiration.  If you are one of those unfortunate people who have been diagnosed with a terminal condition and have no life insurance, I have a suggestion for you.

First, make sure that it is terminal.  Get a second opinion.  Get a third opinion because my solution will not be pleasant, but it is sure to be rewarding.

Okay, when you are sure your days are numbered, move to Baltimore and start harassing the police.  Actually any major city will probably work because they all have Democrat mayors.  And with the way the police are avoiding confrontation it might be hard to get them to respond, but be creative, persistent and obnoxious.

Get them to kill you.  Then have your family sue like they did in Baltimore and, magic, you get a multi million dollar award from a Mayor who has friends getting a cut.  It may be painful but it is only temporary and remember it is for your family.  You know, those people who spent no time training you in responsible behavior or respect for law and order.  If that makes you feel bad just remember that you are a soul brother, or sister, to the politicians.  They also have no sense of responsibility and no respect for law.  The beauty of this is that the court will not allow your previous condition (thug) to be introduced as evidence.  Don’t you wish standard health insurance policies were that way?

Of course it will only work if you are black.  I can’t help you on that point but remember Rachel Dolezal.

Good luck.

homo unius libri


  1. I suspect that you won't get any takers, though the logic is sound.

  2. That seems to be the story of my life, or part of it.

    Grace and peace


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