It became clear to me the other day. I was walking toward my car and saw a poor deformed lady making her way across the parking lot. My heart began to go out to her as she struggled with her deformity. Then I realized she was talking on her cell phone, she was not a Quasimodo clone.
You have seen these people. They have their shoulder hunched up and their head bent over with the phone sandwiched between as they talk with abandon.
I think it is part of a plot by the chiropractors of the world. The position must do something to the alignment of the spine and cause a plethora of problems. There are only two solutions: See the chiropractor or dump the cell phone. I prefer the second but I don’t see it happening.
Maybe we need a federal program to help people stand up straight. Perhaps we could have a law making it illegal to take your hand off your cell phone when it is connected with a call. Perhaps we could require cell phone users to wear a large helmet with a special adapter to hold the phone against their ear. All of these steps would, of course, be for our own good.
“I want to be from the government and I am here to help you.”
homo unius libri
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Maybe you should get your chiropractic license and profit from all the foolishness!
ReplyDeleteI must confess, that solution never occurred to me.
ReplyDeleteGrace and peace