Opus 2015-219: Should-a-Beens: Label Liability

I think we need more government regulations.

I think we need the federal government to step in an mandate a specific location for the labels on men’s underware.  I do not take this step lightly, but the time has come.  Two days in a row I have put my underware on backwards.  Having the opening in the back may facilitate passage of gas but makes it hard to do what only a man can do.  As I get older I find these lapses coming more often.  I want to apply my limited mental energy to other things besides underware.

While they are at it, they might want to regulate where you put the care labels on all pieces of clothing.  I don’t have many years left and I am wasting it trying to find the little tag that will tell me if I should  chose warm or cold.

Please write your representatives. 

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