When I opened my door to walk outside to begin my daily constitutional, I noticed that there was a liberal on my front porch. He was a real lizard. No, I mean an actual lizard. The reason I know he was a liberal was because he wouldn’t move from his position, no matter how much I tried to nudge him.
I will concede that I never got violent. I was rather gentle in my approach. Maybe that was the problem. I also noticed that later in the day when things got a little bit warmer, he was gone.
One of the ways to deal with liberals is to let the sun shine. Face them with the light of truth. Now they may only scurry off to hide in the tall grass, but at least they will get off your porch.
homo unius libri
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