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Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Opus 2024-204: Satisfaction Guaranteed

As part of my banter I answer the cashier when they ask if I found everything I want.  I answer, “I didn’t find the winning lottery tickets.”  I get various responses from the person who acts like everyone in line says that to those who appreciate my brilliant attempts at humor.

I had another thought along that line.  The grocery store advocates that we will be satisfied with their products or my money will be cheerfully refunded.  I would suggest that if I don’t get a winning ticket I will not be satisfied.  I wonder if I could get a cheerful refund.

Somehow I doubt it.  There is probably some fine print that would overrule my inspiration.  I’ll show them, I won’t buy one.

homo unius libri

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