Opus 2023-015: Undiscussed Methane Source

As I was walking the hall I heard the cat making weird noises.  She does that when she is asleep.  It got me to thinking of cow farts and cow farts got me to thinking about vegans.  That made me wonder if vegans excrete more methane than steak eaters.

Think with me.  No one ever complains about the amount of methane that lions and wolves pass into the atmosphere.  They are carnivores.  They do complain about the grass eaters.  Vegans for all intents and purposes are grass eaters.  By some twisted channel of logic it would seem that the world needs less vegans so we would have less methane, thus we can control global warming.

Maybe we need a federal agency or a phone ap that will regulate a minimum amount of meat each person has to eat and limit the amount of greens.  I know it would be an imposition on our liberty but it would be for Gaia.

You do care about Gaia, don’t you.

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