Opus 2021-306: Firsts: Pork Bellies

I have always heard of pork bellies in reference to investing in futures.  I was only half way convinced that there was such a thing.  I put it in the category of headlight fluid and left handed monkey wrenches.  It turns out that there is such a thing and I approve.

A friend of my son is into smoking and such.  He has one of those Big Green Eggs or whatever they are called.  For him it is a master at work.  He knows that I like my meat on the level of jerky so he set out to work some magic on pork bellies.  He brought them to perfection.  They are hard enough to bounce and the centers are still moist.  The fact that everyone else in the world would think they were beyond redemption does not matter.  Noone said you had to eat them.

I am almost ready to invest in pork belly futures.

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