I almost hit on it. The click bait said, “TV Star: Eat This Every Morning And Transform Your Bowels.”
I don’t know about you but the idea of transforming my bowels seemed like an important thing to do. I remember the pictures from high school science books of the villi inside the intestines. I have been supplied with color photographs of my colonoscopy. I have had varied results from an untransformed bowel. What is there not to like?
These people really know how to touch the hot button, but I restrained myself. I must admit some of these links have real drawing power. I long ago got over wondering what kind of Russian women wanted to meet me. I stopped checking out the Ten Biggest Train Wrecks in History. Transformed bowels almost got me.
Do you ever wonder what kind of people write these things? Is there an approval process? Could I get a job in that industry?
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