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Thursday, August 29, 2019

Opus 2019-155: Headlines: Greenbacks for Greenland

The Trump haters are having a field day with the idea of buying Greenland.  Personally I think it is a great idea.  I am guessing that if Americans were able to roam the interior they would find a wealth of natural resources that could be developed and make the world a better place for everyone.  We might even make it a state eventually.  Denmark seems to have rejected the idea of a sale.  Maybe they would be open to a trade.

How about we offer them Puerto Rico?  If the deal went through we would have some serious issues with the millions of Puerto Ricans living in the continental U.S.  It would be good for the diversity group to allow someone besides Muslims to move to Denmark. 

Better yet, what about San Francisco or even the whole state of California?  It would give Denmark some ports and possibly make them a world power again.

The real question is how serious is Donald Trump about the purchase?  Is it just a “squirrel” moment or does he have his eye on it?  Maybe we could start a “Go Fund Me” page for the purchase.

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