You are all familiar with AOC. She is the one who brought up the New Green Deal and made an issue of farting cows. I have noticed that the environmental folks have never thanked the American pioneers who got rid of the massive buffalo herds. Just think of all the methane gas they were producing. Maybe we should also do something about the large congregations of wild animals on the African game preserves.
But I digress.
My real concern is the precedent of making an issue of escaping gas. I worry because I have a granddaughter who often announces her presence by the release of potent methane gas. Baby gas can really be a show stopper. Can you see the day when our government, in an effort to keep us save and secure, insists that babies never go out in public without air-tight diapers and that the homes of all new born children install those things they have in science labs that gives a negative pressure to keep killer microbes from escaping.
This of course will demand a cabinet position, Secretary of Baby Farts, and a large budget with regulations to match.
Don’t you love the AOC future?
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Shhh! - Don't give them any ideas!
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