I was looking at a photo of the President and his distinctive hair style. I noticed that in the picture his hair was combed forward and down, call it a billion dollar comb-over. That’s okay. I don’t vote for someone because of, or in spite of, their hair hangups. I go for ideas.
But I began to wonder what Trump would look like if he combed his hair back and put on a little Fonzie oil. Remember the days of Brylcreem? He would be a totally different person. Then my tangent synapses clicked in and I wondered if this was deliberately done so that he could go out in public without being recognized. Admit it. If he pulled it back and put it in a man bun, who would guess it was the president of the United States.
Make sure you look closely at tall, bald old guys. The next one you see might be accompanied by the Secret Service.
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Maybe he could try the style that little North Korean brat uses!
ReplyDeleteIt could just be the Korean version of male pattern baldness.
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