I received something to pass out to my students yesterday. It comes from the California State Assembly and has a banner saying “Red Ribbon Week”. What really caught my attention was the line that read, “Celebrating a drug-free California”. That is a head scratcher.
I was not aware that California was drug free.
But since we are also told that the budget is in the black, that our schools are getting better and that unicorns fart rainbows, why not celebrate being drug free. While we are at it lets celebrate my 25th birthday and my winning lottery ticket.
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I've celebrated my 35th birthday twenty-four times. Like your celebrations, I suspect no one is fooled...
ReplyDeleteIn Kalifornia there is quite a market for unicorn byproducts.
DeleteGrace and peace.