Why does my coffee cup only leak on mornings I am wearing a light colored shirt? It wasn’t a senior moment. I hit my mouth square with the cup. In spite of my protests, I still have a stain on my shirt and a day facing middle school students ahead.
It happened when I was half way to work. I had been drinking from the cup for 20 minutes. Suddenly I felt an unexpected warmth on the thumb wrapped around the bottom. It was a trickle that made my shirt look like I had been dribbling my soup. Why didn’t it leak when I pulled out of the driveway?
I guess it is just a way in which the coffee gods are trying to teach me humility. It wasn’t my fault, really. If it was I would remember, right?
homo unius libri
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