Opus 2016-174: Headlines: Sarcasm at Its Best

The Muslim immigrants saturating Europe have been having a field day with the whores on the street.  At least they consider them whores, after all they are showing their legs and arms and no self respecting woman would dress that way.  So they treat them like whores.  That is the source of the wave of rape and sexual attacks growing common in Europe.  According to Towhhall the Swedes have come up with a solution.

“Genius: Swedish Police Unveil New 'Don't Touch Me' Wristbands In Effort to Stop Sexual Assaults by Migrants”

There seems to be one major flaw in this approach.

“The wristbands are written in Swedish, however, while the vast majority of those perpetrating the sexual assaults are thought to be migrants, who are unable to read Swedish.”

Of course to print the wristbands in Arabic would be Islamophobic and any other language would be a waste of time.

You don’t get a clue that the author is tongue-in-cheek until the last line.

“This sounds like about as good of an idea as gun-free zone signs.”

I wonder if they will be available on Amazon?

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