I am not going to take a poll but there is a question that has been bothering me since I was old enough to dress myself. I was not aware of it, but the nagging question needed to be asked at least once a day.
Does it really matter if your underwear is inside-out?
Like I said, I am not going to take a poll. For one thing, it has probably already been done. For another I am not sure that the nation’s opinion is important to me. I don’t want you to think I don’t care what you think. I am sensitive to your feelings, but to be honest, I don’t care what you think, if you get my drift.
I have heard stories about mothers who were fixated on clean underwear. You know the mantra about how embarrassed they would be if you had to go to the hospital and had on dirty underwear. My mother never played that head trip. Besides, she washed my underwear and so knew my patterns. But she did not check to see if I put them on correctly and I don’t remember ever having a life lesson on this issue. I guess some things are supposed to come naturally.
I am also not going to share with you how I have resolved this tension in my own life.
homo unius libri
Doesn't seem like it matters, unless your underwear is dirty.
ReplyDeleteIs that a suggestion for reusing them?
DeleteGrace and peace