Opus 2015-247: Shower Thoughts: Molding the Future

I have a problem.  It is called procrastination.  There are few things that I cannot put off until tomorrow.

I have finally come to realize something that neatniks have always realized:  It is easier to remove filth if you get it early.  That means today, not tomorrow.  This applies to the black gunk under the rim of the toilet.  It applies to the black gunk on the grout in your shower.  It applies to the plaque and tartar on your teeth.  Ask your dentist it you don’t believe me, about your teeth, not your toilet.

I have found that you need to keep ahead of the destructive mold of your life.  We as conservatives need to get a handle on this.  We conservatives tend to be a tolerant, live and let live bunch.  In spite of the bad press and lies of the left, it is the conservatives that put up with abuse.  We don’t have near as much gay bashing as we have conservative mashing. 

We need to get over it.  If you don’t slap the mosquito quick it will draw your blood.  Cockroaches are like lightening.  We need to get used to speaking up and not backing down.  We need to understand that after you give a Progressive half of your loaf in a compromise the next step for them is to look at what you have left and say you need to share again.

This is a reminder to conservatives:  We cannot relax.  The only way you can win is to keep attacking every little glimmer of mold.  Vote the suckers out.  Sue them.  Impeach them.  Confront them at the PTA.  Argue with them in line for groceries.  Make them actually fear us rather than patronize and spit on us.

Old stains are hard to get out without scissors.

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