Opus 2015-227: Headlines: Shark Saved by Non-Swimmers

Only in Massachusetts.  Or at least I hope so.  Again the British are finding ways to laugh at their American cousins although The Independent acts like this is serious.

It seems to me that I have been reading a lot of headlines lately about shark attacks on swimmers.  I have not bothered to read them but the headlines are there.  This is a case of some confused Massachusetts residents throwing one back that they did not catch. 

Honestly.  Here is the opening line.

“A young, great white shark has been rescued from near-certain death by a group of people relaxing on a beach.”

If any of these people ever urge you to go swimming I would suggest that you find new friends.  My guess is that the warm hearted saviors were Democrats and they thought that the sharks were only eating Republicans.

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