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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Opus 2015-50: School Lunch Suggestion

I have a suggestion about school lunches for Michelle Obama

I have been watching and I notice middle school students seem to thrive on a strange diet.

Gum is a constant.  Candy substitutes at times.  Those are just common sense and easy to see.  The hidden ingredient in the middle school diet is staples.  Yes, those kind of staples.  They pull them out of the wall and put them in their mouths.  They ask to borrow the stapler, start discharging staples into their hand and begin to eat them.

Strange but we are talking about middle school children.

So I would suggest that the campaign emphasize a portion of staples in every meal. 

You are welcome.

homo unius libri

4 comments:

  1. That can't be good for their digestive system.

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    1. It doesn't seem to effect them any more than my attempts to impart knowledge.

      Grace and peace.

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  2. I seem to remember seeing that people who eat weird stuff are lacking something in their diet (minerals and such). Of course, they also surely have mental issues.

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    1. Or maybe the nutritionists went to the same schools as the global warming scientists.

      Grace and peace.

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