We are going to need to expand the NFL, NBA, NL, AL and MLS.
This is the result of an unscientific, random poll of middle school students who do not think they need an education. They are all going to be professional athletes of some brand. The world will bow down at their feet and call them All Star.
At least that is what they tell me.
The poll goes something like this:
“Get to work.”
“I don’t need an education.”
“Get out your book.”
“I don’t need an education.”
“You are going to fail.”
“I don’t need an education.”
“What makes you think you don’t need an education?”
“I am going to be a professional ________________.”
With this many 13 year olds who are already ready to replace the current stars, my suggestion is that we expand all the leagues to make room for their talent.
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This one was funny bro.
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Jon Stewart and Bill Mahr say thanks.
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Actually it is their writers that say thanks.
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