Opus 2012-270, Stealth Zombies, They’re Everywhere

I have only seen one Zombie movie.  It was enough to last me the rest of my life.  The problem I am having is that I am beginning to see the living dead everywhere.  They don’t have the gore and they can walk without shuffling, but they really seem to be brain dead.

This morning I hit my regular morning pit-stop.  I got my coffee and one of my regular contacts joined me for “just a minute.”  He asked me if I had watched the debate and we traded a few opinions.  It seemed we saw the same two men.  We heard the same words.

Then he dropped the bomb.  He was swinging toward voting for Obama.  He claims that the veins on my head popped out and my teeth clenched.  It could be.  That is the way non-Zombies react to the emergence of stealth-zombies. 

I am hoping that he was just pulling my leg, but I doubt it.  The problem is that he fits the stereotype of the do-good elitist.  He is a wonderful human being in many ways.  He is a retired, successful businessman.  He started and built businesses.  He has invested in the stock market.  He is probably worth multiplied millions.  He knows how to play the tax avoidance game.  He gives large amounts to charities and needy causes and knows how to structure all his investments to maximize his available funds.  He is the picture of the greedy capitalist portrayed by Obama and the Progressives.

Yet he is going to vote for our resident socialist.

Just because a man is good at selling snake oil this guy forgets four years of elitist government kleptomania.  Because he says at a debate that he believes in the free enterprise system and feels keeping America safe is his first priority this guy forgets all of the government take overs, regulations and attempts to gut our defenses that have been going on for four years.

The only explanation I can come up with is that he was bitten by another stealth zombie and his brain no longer functions.

Beware of the Stealth Zombies

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