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Saturday, September 15, 2012

Opus 2012-232, Headlines: Naked Truth

I admit it is a poor title, but it is a poor story.

As I checked the headlines on The Drudge Report I noticed several having to do with more pictures of naked English nobility.  I did not go past the headlines but one of them indicated that the “royals” were indignant.  They talked about how no one is safe. 

I think I am.  You see, my theory is that if I never parade outside naked no one will ever be able to take a picture of me outside naked.  That makes sense to me.  And if I were in a position socially in which I knew people were hiding in the bushes waiting for me to do something stupid, I think I would either have a motivation to not do stupid things or else I would plan my stupid things for the most exposure.  Yes, pun intended.

If “naked royals” are your thing, go for it, and accept my sympathy.  You really need to get a life.

homo unius libri

2 comments:

  1. You're right. It never ceases to amaze me the things some people consider entertaining.

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  2. But then I get the same amazement from kids at school when I tell them I read. Go figure.

    Grace and peace.

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