Opus 2020-173: Should-a-Beens: Trump at FBI

Dream with me a little.  When I started this fantasy I was planning on Trump charging through the next four years as president.  What would he do after that?  Even if he had a great four years I didn’t think he would be finished cleaning up the swamp, but he couldn’t run for president again.  My suggestion was that the next administration appoint him to head the FBI or CIA.  He could then proceed to do the things that political appointees have never been able to do.  

I don’t know if Trump will be willing to run again in 2024.  If he does I assume I will support him.  But what if he decides that enough is enough?  I think the same plan could be applied no matter who is the next Republican president.  We have a lot of great possibilities if Trump doesn’t go for it.  I can just see him sitting behind a desk, calling in the political appointees one by one and saying, “You’re fired.”

Wherever he starts he can work his way down the list of agencies and cabinet posts that could do with a bit of clean up.  Some might only need the pus drained so they can heal.  Others need to be totally eliminated, such as the Department of Education.  If the swamp went nuts over him as president just imagine what this would do to their diapers.

Then the mantra could be Make America Greater Again.  Maybe he should start a line of Trump diapers in politician sizes.

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