I almost burned my son’s house down Yesterday. I put some eggs on to boil, got a phone call and left the house. The eggs were cremated, the pan ruined and the house smells like a forest fire. He got home in time.
I am not supposed to have moments like this for a few more years. Does this mean that they are going to lock me up in some senior center? Will the government use it as an excuse to put me away? Will I need to wear an ID bracelet and be put on a halter when they take me out? This type of thing was what made my wife decide that her grandmother could no longer live alone.
Now we try to get rid of the smoke smell. I should be grateful that it wasn’t worse.
Onward into senility.
homo unius libri
So, when you do something potentially dangerous, take your pants off and leave them bu the front door. If you go to leave, it SHOULD remind you that something needs checked first. If you leave without your pants, you'll soon learn that you don't have your car keys, since they were in your pants pocket, so you'll get another chance for your memory to be jogged. Who knows, the cops might even give you a ride home. Glad I could help.
ReplyDeleteI want you to know how much I value your opinion. I would have a hard time explaining this kind of behavior to my wife. It might get me locked up even faster.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the help.
Grace and peace.